you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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