Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Sober January is a disaster.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
