All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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