i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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