It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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