he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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