fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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