so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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