well you can't waste a boner
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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