if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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