these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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