Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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