do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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