you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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