your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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