it glows. i had to have it.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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