My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...