we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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