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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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