why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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