those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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