nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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