You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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