gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My penis needs a shock collar
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.