Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.