Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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