you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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