giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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