Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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