Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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