i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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