Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
