Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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