she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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