Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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