Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
