Michael Bay diarrhea
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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