ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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I think I just sharted jello shots
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