I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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