I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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