Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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