I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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