You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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