that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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