dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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