How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I party with great urgency now.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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