Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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