Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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