i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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