margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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