That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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