I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail