I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We got so high we made milksteak
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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