i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
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Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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