I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
