Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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