Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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