Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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