Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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